thegayandpowerfuktipsy:

mylittleinsomnia:

sirparadox:

austintayshus237:

awesomenessjunkie:

iloveyoumoose:

bloodonmytypewriterkeys:

moriarty-did-it:

“This Escalator-Squash champion, the indefatigable love (it was said the he had had six hundred and forty different girls in under four years), this admirable committee man and best mixer had realised quite suddenly that sport, women, communal activities were only , so far as he was concerned, second to bests.”

“Brave New World” by Aldous Huxley.

“Tapula-manulku, tapu-jarrijalku wati yali.”

Which I think translates from Warlpiri to English as “The next morning they ate meat, they ate and ate.” Or “Many others went hunting.” Possibly both. It’s not an easy language to translate.

From Marlurlukurlu (The Youth), as told by Kajingarra Napangardi, in Warlpiri Dreamings and Histories. I really lucked out with this one.

Okay, okay. So I have two books. Because I don’t care enough about the spine of my books, so they were like, entangled in each other, using the other one as a bookmark. ANYWAY.

“For five solid hours of downpour we watched small red frogs with immense, cartoonlike toes squeeze in around the windows and hop steadily up the walls.”

The Poisonwood Bible by Barbara Kingsolver.

AND

“You are going to hang this man?” 

The Hunchback of Notre-Dame by Victor Hugo

“Yes.”

Well, I think that says it all…

From Patton Oswalt’s Zombie Spaceship Wasteland

Even at my politest, with my braces and cystic acne and snowman torso, no one wanted anything to do with me.

FOREVER ALONE!

The first 3 closest books didn’t have 9 sentences on page 60. So I went with the 4th closest book. The Hobbit.

“Hush, hush!”

Lessee… Johnny Tremain…

“of plump, pale, picked turkeys, orange pumpkins”
I give oral like a thanksgiving dinner? 

Katniss Everdeen - Mockingjay

“Only that was different, since I was a contestant.”

The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear

“I myself became a master of a spoken word.” oh come on.